The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?

“The only time I like traffic lights turning yellow or red is in the fall.”

“A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape…”

“It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my un…”

“She’s my compliment. That’s a kind way of saying I’m lacking.”