The atmosphere is always very grave when I walk into a cemetery.

“There are levels of humor. The level above mine is invisible and inaudible.”

“Dreams have one-way doors—the door you enter cannot be exited from, and the doo…”

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited u…”

“I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so lou…”