The best part about being a waiter is all that waiting. Use that time wisely. Try making it as an actor.

“A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, …”

“I tried telling him without telling him, through body language, and I observed …”

“What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More effici…”

“If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?”