The best part about love is it’ll still be around long after I’m dead. That’s also the worst part.

“She told me she might not be there when I get back, and I got so angry I said s…”

“I often wonder about lifetime warranties. The lifetime of whom or what? A fly t…”

“The owner of The Mandrake Hotel and Resort is a man called Rot, a billionaire l…”

“Of all the flowers from a rose to a carnation, I’d die for reincarnation.”