The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.

“Ears of corn can listen better than me when they’re still in the ground.”

“The only reason I don’t know more about love is because there just isn’t more t…”

“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat …”

“I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of…”