The best place to hide gold coins is in a treasure chest filled with those circular chocolates that are coin-sized and wrapped in gold foil. That’ll foil any thief.

“Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told…”

“A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.”

“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup…”

“If love looked like a deer, smelled like a deer, and ran like a deer, then I wo…”