The Bible may be the Greatest Story Ever Told, but the most popular story you can ever tell is about a good-looking couple having a really swell time copulating outside wedlock, and having to quit for one reason or another while doing it is still a novelty.

“Everything that ever has been always will be, and everything that ever will be …”

“Perhaps some people really are born unhappy. I surely hope not. Speaking for my…”

“I hear he liked flowers pretty well.""Yes," said Annie, "he said they were the …”

“I thought this was trash.Of course it’s trash! says Bokonon.”