The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

“I get the impression that people who wear too much cologne are hiding something…”

“I have failed, and I should bury my failure. I need a trowel (it was a small fa…”

“We shouldn’t eat raw food. In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be listening to …”