The clouds rolled over the hills like a pack of midgets wearing gray togas somersaulting in unison, and I thought it’s a glorious day to be alive and in love.

“I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breat…”

“A brick could be used to balance work and play. Just place the brick on the top…”

“But they soon found out that Robert just wasn’t personable, which isn’t surpris…”

“If love had the texture of a turtle, and the taste of a rabbit, would you say w…”