The coast is clear. Not a beached whale in sight.

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”

“Boy, when Grandma Wrinklebottom comes to town, you’d better hide your underwear…”

“Sometimes I still get the urge to stuff asparagus up my nostrils, even though I…”

“A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart tr…”