The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone.


“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s wha…”

“Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it fo…”

“My forehead is starting to get wrinkled, but you’d hardly notice it because all…”

“Dear Miss Hummingbird,
The leaves are turning green now, but not with envy. But…”