The day I met a friendly ghost was the day I came up with better analogies.

“You’re the light in all this madness. You’re my light. I should have been with …”

“He lied. I lied. Any love that starts out under a lie is bound to kill you. I j…”

“You went shopping with Rebecca?' 'Yep,' I said, pulling the shoes out of the bo…”

“The Dex Foray special involves two lubed fingers, a lot of tongue and a cigaret…”