The demon coughed nervously. Demons do not breathe; however, every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life. And this was one of them as far as the demon was concerned.

“I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.”

“He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane …”

“It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Hea…”

“It had a very long pendulum, and the pendulum swung with a slow tick-tock that …”