The devil appears in many forms, but the most nefarious of all are tax forms.

“You don’t happen to have any happiness, do you? Can I borrow a cup?”

“I met a man named Birthday. I didn’t tell him when I was born, because I though…”

“I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for an…”

“Baby toys were left at my door. Either someone’s trying to get my attention, or…”