The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight in ounces.

“If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.”

“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting …”

“An empty bag of chips would make a great sleeping bag, if it were larger. Or if…”

“With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change a…”