The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.

“I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.”

“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex t…”

“I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you …”

“Love is like Atlantis, OK? And I’m just a humble scuba diver searching for trea…”