The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only in my dreams. I can leave, but I can’t return.

“A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if thos…”

“I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talk…”

“I wonder if the singer named Seal got his name by using his cheeks as chumming …”

“A good day is when the Oscar Meyer hotdogmobile crashes into a truck carrying H…”