The door of love is squeaky. Would you mind oiling it on your way out?

“I’d give up three days just to get three hours with the woman I love. Of course…”

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA…”

“He died a suspicious death. But only because he was a politician, and everythin…”

“Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win…”