The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

“No one actually saw it land, which raised the interesting philosophical point: …”

“Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that…”

“Assassins did have a certain code, after all. It was dishonorable to kill someo…”

“It's lies. It's all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that's al…”