The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.

“A brick is a polarizing object. Especially if you find it at either the North o…”

“The mobster came by my establishment and said I needed protection. “Nope,” I re…”

“Don’t lift my words without permission. It might lead to a hernia.”

“I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it …”