The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup.

“A blanket could be used as a sail for my self-esteem when I’m floating upstream…”

“I watch my feet as I walk along. Left, right, left, right, why is everything ab…”

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean …”

“I have aspirations of becoming the first man to put on a chicken suit, cross th…”