The elephant in the room is my limp penis.

“I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife ha…”

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that…”

“There’s a traffic jam in the stream. I’d better go fish up a solution. Too bad …”

“His last name was Worthless. Or was that just the perfect word to describe him?…”