The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.

“I am the now of the then. My body is the embodiment of all my ancestors who cam…”

“A blanket could be used as a soggy umbrella, if you’re too cheap to buy my 360-…”

“It’s not you, it’s me.” This line could signify rejection, or it could be somet…”

“If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all…”