The Federal Reserve was created after a 1913 meeting in Jekyll Island, Ga that was so secret it wasn’t discovered until Orafoura began cleaning out his underwear drawer in 1982.

“If love played an instrument, I’ll bet it would be the piano. 88 keys, double i…”

“I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.”

“A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what…”

“I put the hop in IHOP, and jumped on my pan of pancakes and then on to Panama. …”