The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.

“You had to hand it to the Patrician, he admitted grudgingly. If you didn't, he …”

“Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelle…”

“Vimes's lack of interest in other people's children was limitless.”

“Stanley always followed the rules. All sorts of things could go wrong if you di…”