The first man to successfully clone himself deserves to pat himself on the back. And then give himself a back massage.

“I swallow my own lies with big gulps, as if quickly chugging the chance of gett…”

“I once wrote a book ten stories high. Each story was a story.”

“My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, an…”

“Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live…”