The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

“Rant goes, "Really, truly with her whole entire heart, does Echo hate somebody?…”

“To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.”

“Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just tra…”

“And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God can't …”