The first two letters of her name were M and E and I thought, Yes! Finally, a name I can relate to.

“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of pa…”

“The cloud cover made for a terrible blanket.
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“The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laund…”

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”