The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make the best omelets.

“My penis is so long that my urethra—not including my bladder—just my urethra, c…”

“You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let…”

“A tie is a win for more than one person. But a tie is also a loss equally share…”

“My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an al…”