The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories.

“My favorite flower is the tulip. I’m crazy like Holland about them. I’ll even p…”

“Some of the higher-ups in the organization don’t know anything about the compan…”

“Half is 15%, if 30% is 100%.”

“Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything b…”