The girl I’m in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry or scream? Or should I make a new lover scream?

“Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to litt…”

“I didn’t get sucker punched. It was more of a lollipop.”

“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons wit…”

“I had a dream about you. You told me you loved me, and then you stabbed me with…”