The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane

“Huh... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED”

“I Keep a Wholesome Table." Manannan Mac Lir”

“You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric …”

“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Ob…”