The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.

“People complain the president does nothing. I say stop complaining! Think how d…”

“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they …”

“A brick could be laid on a blanket, so the blanket doesn’t blow away. But why w…”

“When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pu…”