The headline read, Man Saves Child From Burning House, and I just have to ask: Why did that kid want to burn down the house?

“Hugh Hue is colorblind. Or maybe he isn’t, and that’s not his name at all. Mayb…”

“If a billowy white cloud exploded, that’d be close to what my love looks like. …”

“Some people create war and misery, some create wealth and money, and some creat…”

“Don’t mock my dress. I’ve got a dance recital after work. You’re invited—but it…”