The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along with the key to my hope chest.

“If someone is playing on my fear, the natural tendency for a person is to throw…”

“I never understood the term “Ass hat.” Not until I misplaced my Fedora, and dec…”

“It’s easier to start writing if you have something to write about, rather than …”

“I put the “phony” in symphony. Will you be attending my fake concert? It’s a bl…”