The house I grew up in is one of a kind. It’s a bibliophile’s fantasy, and if the Library of Congress had a little brother who was a midget, you could find him residing in my parents’ house.

“The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s …”

“I just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated…”

“I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.”

“Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing…”