The idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.

“I am the kid with the dirty red shoes. That’s not dirt, it’s blood.
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“My name is Don, as in sunrise.”

“You don’t need to windup the wind to keep it going. It’s the same with my erect…”

“I want to have five or six wives, and a few dozen sheep, all for my pleasure. I…”