The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting skin cancer.

“My advice: Give it to whoever they are for, before whoever they are gets wherev…”

“As a man, I have a strong constitution. But as a document, I’m no Constitution …”

“If you waive my fee, I’ll wave at you. I might even wink.”

“I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that …”