The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting skin cancer.

“She gave me her bedroom eyes. I know because we were in the kitchen at the time…”

“The very thing keeping me alive is also killing me—love. No wonder the rose sym…”

“I’m 6’3”, but you would think I was Napoleon’s height because I’m slouched over…”

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”