The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide.

“It seems that in love, I have no match. It also seems that with firewood, I hav…”

“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we cou…”

“I am prophetic. I predicted it would snow tomorrow yesterday, and sure enough t…”

“If love looked like a deer, smelled like a deer, and ran like a deer, then I wo…”