The internet lied to me?

“It's 4:40am and i'm standing in the middle of a Quentin Tarantino version of Fi…”

“Well?" Nat says after a few seconds. "I'm surprised you're here again, Harriet.…”

“The rest of my Thursday can be summarised thus: - Nat tells me to bite her. - I…”

“Tortoises are incredible creatures," Dad says earnestly. "What they lack in ele…”