The last time I went speed dating, I brought a radar gun. I got clocked at over 70 miles per hour.

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bik…”

“What would people say about me? They would say I’m an enjoyable guy to be aroun…”

“I had a dream my house was on fire, and I tried to rescue all the cats—and none…”

“I’ll weave the waves into a sea blanket of goodbye.
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