The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him.

“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.
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“Why celebrate my birthday? My birthday is the product of two people’s—my parent…”

“I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on s…”

“Feel free to become a slave to your own clone. And mine. Remember, you can neve…”