The lawyer said he couldn’t take my case, even though I assured him it was stuffed with money.

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“I like cream and sugar in my sleep.”

“Newt Gingrich, buddy, the people of the United States don’t like you. And the o…”

“Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a…”