The Librarian liked being best man. You were allowed to kiss bridesmaids, and they weren't allowed to run away.

“Religion is not an exact science. Sometimes, of course, neither is science.”

“He felt as if he had been shipwrecked on the Titanic, but in the nick of time h…”

“That’s what the gods are! An answer that will do! Because there’s food to be ca…”

“It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what yo…”