The lies kinky people tell vanilla people.

“He was the son of this bitchy book reviewer. Totally blasted my first book. Cal…”

“If it’s an abomination, Dad, you’re just doing it wrong. Bear down hard, then r…”

“Can I call you Mick? Michael's too formal. I'm not formal. You're lucky I've ev…”

“Every night, my love. All nights are yours.”