The lights might have dimmed, but I blinked at that moment so I didn’t notice. I also didn’t notice her love, probably because she never showed or told me.

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want…”

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I wan…”

“Even if I worked in the corruption capital of the world, Washington DC, I would…”

“A good server knows how to be seen, yet remain invisible. I was a great server,…”