The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the w…”

“I have a favorite cemetery I go to, because it’s really clean and the doctors a…”

“He’s a monk, the fifth of his kind. I call him Monk E, and he is a primate.”

“I was reminded of my ex girlfriend the other day. It’s amazing that something a…”