The moment I laid eyes on her I knew she was somebody else, somebody I could love. And since somebody else never showed up, I did fall in love with her.

“More than normal. Mornal. Or is it Mormal?”

“The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his m…”

“A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and dem…”

“It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile, which make sense because …”