The more you read, the less apt you are to make a fool of yourself with your pen or word processor.

“OH SHIT! I BELIEVE IN ALL OF THOSE THINGS!" he shouted, and it was true: even a…”

“If your car won't start, curse it ... and be sure you curse it female.”

“Optimism is a perfectly legitimate response to failure.”

“Free at last, he thought. Great God Almighty, I'm free at last. Then: I believe…”