The most the average person probably reads in a day is a STOP sign or two. And based on how people drive in Jacksonville, I don’t think they even read that much.

“When you pay for security, it seems like you’re paying for nothing—and that’s t…”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”

“I got my nails done today. I’m so glad that after 30 years, they’re finally fin…”

“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make …”